My name is Adam Mitchell (creator and owner of the Vent Spleen empire) and you can think of me as your friend . . .
. . . possibly because to many of you I am an actual friend, but even for those of you to whom I am unfamiliar, if you unclench your shaking fist of angry injustice at life, I promise that you will find an extended hand of soothing diatribe at Vent Spleen.